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Today, the guy I like told me in casual conversation that I shouldn't get mad at him if he makes out with other girls at the bar, he only does it when he's drunk, that he doesn't really like them. We've been sleeping together for a week now. He met me at the bar. FML


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On 02/25/2009 at 5:05pm - misc - by seriously? (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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What do you expect? You met him at a BAR. Not exactly a classy scene.

#1 - On 02/25/2009 at 9:31pm by BrandOldDucky

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Why would you sleep with someone who makes out with other girls in front of you...this could only end badly

#4 - On 02/25/2009 at 9:34pm by Sarah

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