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Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9506) - you deserved it (27658)

On 10/16/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by meegs (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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well if the dress fits..

#1 - On 10/17/2010 at 3:21am by solecism

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Wow, says a lot about you, huh?

#3 - On 10/17/2010 at 3:22am by mintcar

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