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Today, my dad finally told me why he never paid child support to my mom when he was supposed to for the last ten years. His reason? Because I'm a girl and I wasn't that important. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25232) - you deserved it (2317)

On 10/10/2010 at 8:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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Sexist Dad, thats not cool.

#4 - On 10/11/2010 at 3:02am by jacetopia96

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Tell your dad the following:

"So are you saying you prefer males to females?!?!?! Wait a second... oh, now it makes sense! No wonder you left mom; you don't like women! Well I wish you and your life partner the best of luck. Remember, you have to go to Massachusetts to get married!"

If your dad is a homophobe, which I bet he is, then this should work. BTW sorry if I forgot that gays can get married in Connecticut (if they can). I don't follow East Coast news.

#36 - On 10/11/2010 at 4:04am by mrahhhhh

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