Damn. it almost worked
1. Save wrapping paper.
2. Find huge empty box.
3. Fill with rocks until it weighs about 250 pounds.
4. Add a clothesline and wrap.
5. Give to your parents and tell them you got them a solar powered clothes dryer.
6. Record their reaction and put on YouTube.
7. Get #1 views (all time) award for your hilarious video, simultaneously wrenching the title from YouTube's most popular female singer, Justin Bieber and becoming a hero to all lovers of real music.
8. Become a YouTube partner.
9. Use money to buy Mars.
10. Live happily ever after while banging hot Martians.
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