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Today, my parents gave me my birthday present. Two weeks ago, I ordered an xbox online. Three days ago, it came to my house, and my parents thought they could save money by putting wrapping paper on it, and giving it to me for my birthday. That's all they got me. FML
1. Save wrapping paper.
2. Find huge empty box.
3. Fill with rocks until it weighs about 250 pounds.
4. Add a clothesline and wrap.
5. Give to your parents and tell them you got them a solar powered clothes dryer.
6. Record their reaction and put on YouTube.
7. Get #1 views (all time) award for your hilarious video, simultaneously wrenching the title from YouTube's most popular female singer, Justin Bieber and becoming a hero to all lovers of real music.
8. Become a YouTube partner.
9. Use money to buy Mars.
10. Live happily ever after while banging hot Martians.
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Friday 2 October 2015