Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, my parents gave me my birthday present. Two weeks ago, I ordered an xbox online. Three days ago, it came to my house, and my parents thought they could save money by putting wrapping paper on it, and giving it to me for my birthday. That's all they got me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34161) - you deserved it (3333)

On 10/06/2010 at 8:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Top comments

Damn. it almost worked

#1 - On 10/07/2010 at 3:07am by paid2think

See in context

1. Save wrapping paper.

2. Find huge empty box.

3. Fill with rocks until it weighs about 250 pounds.

4. Add a clothesline and wrap.

5. Give to your parents and tell them you got them a solar powered clothes dryer.

6. Record their reaction and put on YouTube.

7. Get #1 views (all time) award for your hilarious video, simultaneously wrenching the title from YouTube's most popular female singer, Justin Bieber and becoming a hero to all lovers of real music.

8. Become a YouTube partner.

9. Use money to buy Mars.

10. Live happily ever after while banging hot Martians.

#70 - On 10/07/2010 at 5:21am by mrahhhhh

See in context




Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!

Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: