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Today, I visited my vacation cabin. I've been planning to sell it, and it was in perfect condition when I last visited about 6 months ago. I walked in the door to find the floor covered in muddy pawprints and bloody remainders of meals. It appears some bears moved in during my absence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26315) - you deserved it (3230)

On 10/04/2010 at 2:46am - misc - by screwthewilderness (man) - United States (Arizona)

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Yogi Bear strikes again!

#5 - On 10/04/2010 at 10:04am by Filitov

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haha WOW. its like goldylocks in reverse :)

#4 - On 10/04/2010 at 10:04am by Rawrz_Itz_KK

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