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Today, while my friend and I signed the guest-book at a wedding, the drunk guy at our table stole my friend's painkillers and car keys before getting into a cab. Didn't need the painkillers, definitely needed the keys. FML


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On 09/30/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by strandedguest (woman) - United States

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The logic of this drunk guy bothers me. Why steal someones keys and then take a cab home?

#34 - On 09/30/2010 at 7:13am by QueenPersephone

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That's why you keep your keys in your pocket.

#9 - On 09/30/2010 at 6:21am by FYLDeep

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