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Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML

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I think you might of forgotten your name, Julie.

#3 - On 02/07/2009 at 2:50pm by EIDS

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Oh snap! Brutal!

#1 - On 02/07/2009 at 2:39pm by Nartman

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