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Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46404) - you deserved it (2713)

On 02/07/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by princesspea (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Oh snap! Brutal!

#1 - On 02/07/2009 at 2:39pm by Nartman

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I couldn't tell you if it means he doesn't love you, but
I have done that to my boyfriend, a few times,
but i never have cheated on him. We were talking about
my best friends boyfriend at the time, named jonathan,
and then i few min later, i called him, jonathan, he got
mad but then understood we were just talking about him.
And, he has called me his sisters name..

#10 - On 02/08/2009 at 12:20am by neighbor

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