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Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML


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On 02/07/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by princesspea (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Oh burn! Don't stress that just because he called you Julie that it really means he's cheating you with her. It could be that you or him said Julie so much that he just accidentally said it.

#6 - On 02/07/2009 at 3:38pm by NofolkDude

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Oh snap! Brutal!

#1 - On 02/07/2009 at 2:39pm by Nartman

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