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Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35304) - you deserved it (2631)

On 09/22/2010 at 4:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

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does ur dad have a long history of retardation?

#5 - On 09/22/2010 at 7:17pm by Amber_the_Great

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isn't there an app for that?

#18 - On 09/22/2010 at 7:34pm by spidersilkx9

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