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Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23808) - you deserved it (3011)

On 09/21/2010 at 8:00pm - animals - by tracie (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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