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Today, my Grandmother gave me rosary beads for my birthday. She told me I better start praying for a husband. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23937) - you deserved it (2673)

On 09/20/2010 at 11:02pm - misc - by kdgirl (woman) - United States (New York)

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For her birthday, give her a coffin and tell her to start digging.

Never mind.

#2 - On 09/21/2010 at 3:02am by Ignorance

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gotta love grandmas and their craziness

#5 - On 09/21/2010 at 3:13am by Mylees

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