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Today, a drunk driver crashed in through my living room wall. Not only that, but he managed to completely miss the first two houses on the block, which should have been a barrier before mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27033) - you deserved it (2788)

On 09/20/2010 at 6:11pm - misc - by Uriyahu (man) - United States (Indiana)

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Good aim

#1 - On 09/20/2010 at 7:40pm by StoryOfTheYear

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I hate when people write FMLs asking for our sympathy by wishing bad things on others.

#71 - On 09/20/2010 at 8:47pm by perdix

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