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Today, I came home to find my drunken father sitting on our front lawn. He had a blanket, lit candle, and was singing with his eyes closed. He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel. Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, and yelling "praise the lord!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (16950) - you deserved it (1676)
On 09/19/2010 at 10:13pm - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
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