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Today, my estranged dad drunk-dialed me at 4am to apologize, and to make amends. After crying and forgiving, we hung up. Minutes later, he called back to retract everything he said after remembering how I was rude to him at a party 3 years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25894) - you deserved it (2946)

On 09/07/2010 at 8:25pm - misc - by dumbdad - United States

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You shouldn't have been rude.

#1 - On 09/08/2010 at 3:08am by ohthebloodygore

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4(am)-3(years)=1 crazy drunk guy.

#12 - On 09/08/2010 at 3:30am by Arsonnist

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