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Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64327) - you deserved it (6798)

On 04/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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that's why you go on birth control so that you can use it to safely delay or skip your period.

it's part of wedding planning 101.

#5 - On 04/24/2009 at 8:17pm by juggyjones

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It likes to come at the worst possible moments. This is going to sound gross but, if you and your new husband want to do the deed, use a female condom. And hey, at least you know your bestfriend is a true friend!

#7 - On 04/24/2009 at 8:18pm by grazynaanka

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