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Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42180) - you deserved it (35126)

On 04/24/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by vinniesuckmadack (man) - United States (Illinois)

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I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...

#3 - On 04/24/2009 at 5:16pm by Rodjmeister

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Props for getting up I guess..

#4 - On 04/24/2009 at 5:16pm by dtran09

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