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Today, I realized my best friend has had it off in my apartment more times than I have. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32713) - you deserved it (4803)

On 02/07/2009 at 2:23am - misc - by paradox (man) - United States (Arizona)

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then start having sex in your apartment and then you can quit bitching about it
this is like a wake up call bro if your best friend has fucked in your apartment
and you haven't, it's your god telling you to grow some balls and bring your
girl home and fuck like their is no tommorow

#1 - On 02/07/2009 at 8:43am by flushmeoutnow

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^ Unless you guys live in the same apartment...

#11 - On 03/21/2009 at 11:30pm by Water

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