Miscellaneous: Today, I realized my best friend has had it off in my apartment... - FML

By paradox - 07/02/2009 07:23 - United States

Spicy

Today, I realized my best friend has had it off in my apartment more times than I have. FML

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By kenleybunch - 12/03/2013 13:22 - United States - Greenville

Spicy

Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML

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Gross

By Sticky floor - 27/07/2018 05:00

Today, my best friend and roommate has decided to "stop being controlled by society" while at home. This involves him walking around naked, masturbating whenever he wants, and not cleaning up his guys. I've stepped in it three times already. FML

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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Think before you move

By Anonymous - 29/12/2023 23:00 - United States - Waverly

Today, after I moved across country to move in with my best friend, she decided to move in with her boyfriend a month into me being here. I don't know anyone here. She hasn't been home in 4 months and recently any time we've made plans, she stands me up. FML

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By shittysituation - 05/01/2015 06:27 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

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Suspicious activity

By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 04:04 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

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By awkward O_o - 24/04/2013 21:15 - United States - Saint Paul

Spicy

Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML

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Stinky

By Anonymous - 13/12/2020 17:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML

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Roommates from hell

By why me? - 11/03/2014 07:21 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML

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You must be kidding me

By SingleAndHomeless - 22/05/2022 18:00

Spicy

Today, I came home early from work. My boyfriend and I live together. I open the door and I found my best friend watching TV on the couch, wearing lingerie. The room smelled like sex. She acted irrational and defensive, and had the audacity to ask what I was doing here. Bitch, I live here. FML

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flushmeoutnow 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 14:43

then start having sex in your apartment and then you can quit bitching about it this is like a wake up call bro if your best friend has ****** in your apartment and you haven't, it's your god telling you to grow some balls and bring your girl home and **** like their is no tommorow

Mbpiratedude 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 10:46

I have the same problem... ehh.

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redbluegreen 40

Monday 8 June 2009 12:49

Then fix it!

cami2394 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 17:06

Haha I think mine has to but it's alrighht because Iv had sex so many times at her house that I think we're equal.

lifesux007 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 5:42

how would you "realize" something like that? U counted?

bigraws23 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 15:07

Be glad to participate in her fun. + if it really bothers you request you can join in

Nacirema20 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 22:03

lol... haha.. lmao. :-) FYL.

Houdeka 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 8:15

Yeah but his ass probablys nicer than your face you dipshit

redrovaa 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 6:16

PARADOX!

goaliemkl123 8

Friday 25 February 2011 11:12

are you two roommates?

Hawaii84 16

Saturday 9 March 2013 6:31

The question is who is he/she having sex in your apartment with? Is he/she your roommate or is he sleeping with your gf/bf? this is a confusing FML

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Today, a customer bitched me out, saying he wouldn't eat his vegetarian dish because it didn't "look vegetarian enough." He then demanded a refund and a plate of the same vegetarian dish. FML

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