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Today, my 72 year old Grandmother informed me she's running for mayor. She's been going around town with home made signs all day campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend called me asking me if she was high. FML


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On 09/03/2010 at 2:18am - misc - by AnnaWusHere - United States (Minnesota)

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so.. support your damn grandma.
if she wants to run for mayor you should be getting everyone to vote for her
& how's about helping your 72 year old grandma make some damn signs?

tell your friend to get her head out of her ass
not everyone is "high"

#12 - On 09/03/2010 at 10:32am by StitchedBear

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what? that's awesome! GO GRANDMA! She'd probably be the best mayor you have even had!!!

#6 - On 09/03/2010 at 10:29am by aruss721

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