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Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9873) - you deserved it (69993)

On 09/03/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by ohseven6421 - United States (California)

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YDI FOR NOT LISTENING!!!

#1 - On 09/03/2010 at 6:24am by _mystique_

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You deserved it, doesn't matter if you're 17 driving a Bentley which isn't even yours is retarded regardless.

#4 - On 09/03/2010 at 6:27am by IxIBAZIxI

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