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Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8517) - you deserved it (42656)

On 09/01/2010 at 5:01pm - misc - by samboob (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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You're stupid

#2 - On 09/01/2010 at 6:01pm by starile

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Perfume oughta taste like it smells. but I suppose that'd taste terrible, too.

#1 - On 09/01/2010 at 6:00pm by Zestus

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