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Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5588) - you deserved it (28288)

On 09/01/2010 at 5:01pm - misc - by samboob (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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How is this even possible? YDI for being stupid beyond belief.

#13 - On 09/01/2010 at 6:12pm by Person1233

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You're stupid

#2 - On 09/01/2010 at 6:01pm by starile

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