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Today, I found out that Whoopi Goldberg was NOT Oprah Winfrey's stage name. I was then laughed at for ages by my co-workers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4586) - you deserved it (38292)

On 09/01/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by MisterMisinformed - Canada (British Columbia)

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Does anyone else think that Spiderman is really Peter Parker. How else do you explain why Peter always gets such good photos of Spiderman,

#18 - On 09/01/2010 at 6:52am by dragonranger19

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No, they are two different people. Oprah Winfrey is the daughter of Sidney Poitier and Josephine Baker, and Whoopi Goldberg is the love child of Eartha Kitt and Richard Nixon. Now that you know this, impress your co-workers with these golden nuggets of knowledge.

#8 - On 09/01/2010 at 6:20am by perdix

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