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Today, I was getting onto an airplane and happened to admire the stewardess. I was walking onto the plane and was just about to talk to her when my foot slipped into the crack between the boarding ramp and the plane. Not only did she laugh as I limped to my seat but now I have bruised nuts. FML

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On 04/24/2009 at 5:37am - misc - by balancestrikesagain (man) - United States (Georgia)

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I've always wondered if people ever fall/get stuck there... same goes for the space between boats and the dock.

#1 - On 04/24/2009 at 2:06pm by poolshark

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Why'd you let that stop you? It would be an interesting conversation starter, falling through the crack between the plane and the boarding ramp.

#4 - On 04/24/2009 at 2:23pm by mykbibby

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