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Today, I was getting onto an airplane and happened to admire the stewardess. I was walking onto the plane and was just about to talk to her when my foot slipped into the crack between the boarding ramp and the plane. Not only did she laugh as I limped to my seat but now I have bruised nuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32547) - you deserved it (7480)

On 04/24/2009 at 5:37am - misc - by balancestrikesagain (man) - United States (Georgia)

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I've always wondered if people ever fall/get stuck there... same goes for the space between boats and the dock.

#1 - On 04/24/2009 at 2:06pm by poolshark

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She probably paid the ramp operator to leave a little extra room so she can have fun watching guys fall when they try to hit on her.

#7 - On 04/24/2009 at 2:29pm by I_am_stupid_also

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