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Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35114) - you deserved it (4510)

On 04/23/2009 at 11:53pm - misc - by NoFightResponse (man) - United States (New York)

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