Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36953) - you deserved it (3548)
On 08/26/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Ido's life also sucksToday, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year old brother. He cried my name for a…
sounds like u got a hot date
#2 - On 08/27/2010 at 3:15am by Jessi_the_sexii
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I would have punched his nuts.
#3 - On 08/27/2010 at 3:16am by kenjiisown
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