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Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36491) - you deserved it (3513)

On 08/26/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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sounds like u got a hot date

#2 - On 08/27/2010 at 3:15am by Jessi_the_sexii

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I would have punched his nuts.

#3 - On 08/27/2010 at 3:16am by kenjiisown

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