By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
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knibbsy 4

YDI for not making the first move. If you would have said "hey big boy, I bet you're sexy and jacked underneath all those rolls!" then he would have likely suffered a heart attack and died on the spot, therefore preventing everything.

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tweetbaby14 18

Klondike get a don't get butt-hurt over something that wasn't said to you. it was a question.

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Jessi_the_sexii 0

he's just tryin to bring sexy back. because you know them other boys don't know how to act.

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knibbsy 4

I brought it back years ago. It's much too late for him.

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BrendaButt 0

in Hawaii they can fine you if you get on the bus and u have B.O,

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stitch_book 4

especially if it smells like sexual harassment.

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cstevanus 4

i lived in hawaii for 3 1/2 years cuz my dad was navy, i didnt know that. altho i never rode the public bus cuz that was when i was in 4th-7th grade and for most of it i lived in naval housing.

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BrendaButt 0

#50 yeah they fine you $500 or jail for 6 months if u have B.O at the transit centers or riding TheBus, they passed that back in September 09'

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I don't ride the bus anymore for a somewhat similar reason. While waiting at the bus stop, some guy pulled over to the side of the road and offered me a ride...When I refused, he hit on me in a really creepy way. :/

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#40 Apparently I really need to! I asked for mace for my birthday but didn't receive any. How sad. My mixer is a standing mixer and weighs around 50 pounds...That would be fun to fling at creepers. :P

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aashleeyy 0

awe same think happened to me except he was old and was asking me to be his gf

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Freeze_fml 16

He shouldn't be on the bus. Sounds like he could use the exercise.

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gumzy 6

I bet he smelled lik cheese! But hey at least he didn't lik follow you home or something! ;)

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tweetbaby14 18

no all fat people smell like bologna or hot dogs

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