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Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (292084) - you deserved it (53541)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

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I would dump him. he just left you there!!!

#1 - On 02/07/2009 at 7:32am by xXxRandiexXx

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Hahaha, this made my day!

#3 - On 02/07/2009 at 8:19am by Pewsily

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