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Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML


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On 08/15/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Why would you call animal control? We country folk would take a shovel, scoop it up and toss it's ass in the woods. Or, you could have a lot of fun and wait until dinner time and put the animal in a tarp, along with some random objects, (just to make it appear to be larger) tie it up and drag it out into your lawn. Make sure you make a lot of noise. Then start digging a grave while screaming "WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS". Your neighbors will be delighted.

#8 - On 08/15/2010 at 6:10am by FFML_314

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lol dumbass xD

#2 - On 08/15/2010 at 6:05am by Dillon000

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