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Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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On 04/23/2009 at 6:45am - misc - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)

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Hey, at least you know you're a klutz.

#1 - On 04/23/2009 at 2:05pm by Jonesy

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"in 30 seconds of consciousness i was attacked by 2 pieces of furniure" haha that's an excellent line

#11 - On 04/23/2009 at 2:17pm by ItsNotTheTime

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