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Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question "On which continent is Canada located?" she responded "Antarctica." If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25175) - you deserved it (2330)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Brandon (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Who doesn't know where Canada is wtf, Canadas the best!

#19 - On 08/11/2010 at 3:35am by cheerforlife18

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That's ok… my mom thought that Canada was IN Alaska, and that Alaska (as depicted in US maps) was an island with one straight edge. I was home schooled by her...
Thankfully, I knew better.

#48 - On 08/11/2010 at 4:31am by jinxthejinx

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