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Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39532) - you deserved it (2758)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

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Your dad sounds like a real charmer.

#6 - On 08/08/2010 at 3:16am by staciieee_x3

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wow....I just hate how overprotective parents can be sometimes...it's so damn annoying >_<
they get so unrealistic about things.

#41 - On 08/08/2010 at 5:04am by emo_devon

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