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Today, I got home from work to find the door locked and dead bolted, so I used my cell to call the home phone while banging on the door. My stepmom came out of her room, looked right at me, laughed, and went back to bed. This is the fifth time she's done this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38103) - you deserved it (3455)

On 08/05/2010 at 2:38pm - misc - by Tired (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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break in and beat the bitches ass. prob solved.

#4 - On 08/05/2010 at 7:17pm by UsernameHere015

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maybe you should lock the door next time she leaves the house to check the mail and then laugh and go back to whatever you where doing when she wants back in.

#10 - On 08/05/2010 at 7:23pm by wildpepper

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