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Today, I went to an elementary school for volunteer work. I was asked to read to a group of kids during one of the classes. Before I started reading, a girl raised her hand and asked me if I had a boyfriend and if I was single. I asked her why and she said "My daddy wanted to know." I'm 16. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30798) - you deserved it (3369)

On 08/04/2010 at 10:40am - misc - by LaRae17 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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ahaha creepyy

#1 - On 08/04/2010 at 1:15pm by MarkerofMagic

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Could have been setting you up with his son? Who knows...

#31 - On 08/04/2010 at 1:26pm by 5t3ff1k4h

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