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Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks (17496) - you totally deserved it (3033)

On 07/31/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by college kid - United States (Florida)

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Nice parents

#1 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:27am by fellie

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that sucks

#3 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:28am by TheShay

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well, that sucks. :/

#11 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:39am by dancingxthexmoon

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oh :( well the party probably sucks and your uncle probably did the perculator on the glass table and broke it

#12 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:40am by Shookitup

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Justt consider it a goin away party... tht u weren't invited to. :)

#18 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:53am by lailax3

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19- wannabe

#21 - On 07/31/2010 at 7:01am by dancingxthexmoon

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so true 19

#22 - On 07/31/2010 at 7:07am by PattisonDaStud

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my point exactly #18

#23 - On 07/31/2010 at 7:09am by LOL_Noobs

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It's funny cuz ur hilarious

#24 - On 07/31/2010 at 7:16am by TeeHee124

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it's funny because you moved out and they threw a going away party but you weren't invited. that's better work with it parrot lol

#26 - On 07/31/2010 at 7:21am by claudiame

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#8 you Are fucking annoying and not funny. Just stfu please.

#37 - On 07/31/2010 at 8:37am by Rinat

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At least he doesn't have to swear to get his point across.

#38 - On 07/31/2010 at 8:44am by JINJANINJA

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it's funny because Legonut in so hated. we love you Lego! :D lol

#44 - On 07/31/2010 at 9:37am by Mmcmurdo91

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lol, legonit is awesome! ( though sometimes annoying) kinda like the soviet Russia jokes....

#47 - On 07/31/2010 at 10:16am by dancingxthexmoon

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*legonut my iPod corrected it as legonit.... xS

#48 - On 07/31/2010 at 10:20am by dancingxthexmoon

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you must be a bitch

#49 - On 07/31/2010 at 10:24am by mmplayer

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It's funny because Legonut is my role model

#50 - On 07/31/2010 at 10:26am by Clashzorz2

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:) feeling loved now don't you ;)

#51 - On 07/31/2010 at 10:38am by comedychick

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number 8 is smart!
lol

#53 - On 07/31/2010 at 10:47am by sukhdeep

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maybe you're like 30 yrs old or something? haha

#57 - On 07/31/2010 at 11:33am by StopTheFuckinCar

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haha sucks for u. :(. XD

#63 - On 07/31/2010 at 1:05pm by JuliaM1000

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59- wow, that's a lot of 'it's funny.....''. stuff

#66 - On 07/31/2010 at 2:25pm by dancingxthexmoon

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I'm confused are the two people that have the parrot picture but one has that thing over the eye are they the same person cause they almost have the same name too?

#75 - On 07/31/2010 at 7:15pm by nocanhaz

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lol, 59 fail. right after you said 'it's funny because you all can't spell' you said 'funy'

#78 - On 08/01/2010 at 1:11am by Talez

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The hating against lego remind when everybody was complaining aboit snickerdoodle!!! I miss the old gang; pendatic , perdix and snickerdoddle!

#79 - On 08/01/2010 at 2:10am by AttitudeMel

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so how did u found out?

#80 - On 08/01/2010 at 2:42am by bamditzki

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Yeah idk why people hate Lego..He's hilarious Nd has a lot of people saying this lines :D.

#82 - On 08/01/2010 at 3:06am by MyChemical

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I'm still here, AttitudeMel; I just changed my name slightly!

#83 - On 08/01/2010 at 6:02am by pendatik

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ydi for possibly being a shitty person to live with causing your parents to throw a party for your departure.

#86 - On 08/02/2010 at 1:26am by SoundnVasion

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that's messed up :/

#2 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:27am by lovex3vee

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Maybe you were a pain in the ass

#4 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:29am by krissytina

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Are you going to do that ? :O

#28 - On 07/31/2010 at 7:25am by iicaptain

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Do what?

#61 - On 07/31/2010 at 1:02pm by krissytina

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Have a party.

#70 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:20pm by iicaptain

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Either you were a dick to your parents or your parents are assholes...?

#5 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:30am by EPICrypto

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they could've just been extremely happy that the 18 years of having quiet sex were over.. or that they can go out of town without worrying you might be throwing a party in their house

#76 - On 07/31/2010 at 7:41pm by kristir9426

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Yo

#6 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:31am by soccerdude101

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you really must be a dick for your entire family to dislike you haha =P

#20 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:56am by korie22

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lol, true. :P

#29 - On 07/31/2010 at 7:26am by dancingxthexmoon

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wow that sucks sorry op :/

#7 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:32am by awsomechick212

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what a great family you have there..

#9 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:36am by georggx

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maybe it's a sign..

#10 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:39am by Jessi_the_sexii

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OP IS ADOPTED

#13 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:41am by EPICrypto

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IT'S A TRAP!!!!

#77 - On 07/31/2010 at 9:16pm by nocanhaz

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throw a bitch fit C:

#85 - On 08/01/2010 at 1:38pm by NeonRisk

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@13 good for OP

#14 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:43am by Jessi_the_sexii

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They had a going away party for you. . . . you just weren't invited.

#15 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:43am by yentruoK

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I bet you would party every time they left too. :)

#16 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:43am by Intoxicunt

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wow you sound like you suck. fyl indeed.

#17 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:46am by DevilWearsPrado

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I'll eat ur patents for 100 bucks?  = 

#25 - On 07/31/2010 at 7:20am by Jonsey92

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wow legonut. way to point out the obvious. did you figure that out all by yourself?

#27 - On 07/31/2010 at 7:23am by jfletcher1224

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lol that's rude but I was going to do that for my daughters 18 bday party lol

#30 - On 07/31/2010 at 7:27am by bytch69

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You shoulda crashed it. how awkward would that have been???

#31 - On 07/31/2010 at 7:31am by mcrepas

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awww I'm so sorry to hear that. FML for reals. :( no ofense tho It sounds like your family are just plain jerks. so blahhh to them. your out of their house now and you don't have to live my their rules anymore. it time that you live your life to fullest while you can and have fun! :) you deserve it afterall. :)

#32 - On 07/31/2010 at 7:33am by starlitgrl

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that's so mean :o

#33 - On 07/31/2010 at 7:38am by missmontreal97

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FML. Oh c'mon this happens to everybody.

#35 - On 07/31/2010 at 8:28am by dingo353

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you must have been a beast...

#36 - On 07/31/2010 at 8:32am by yagurlteeteexoxo

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I'm so sick of seeing legonut4 on here.

#41 - On 07/31/2010 at 8:57am by katieebabyy

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You should of had a party yourself, celebrating the fact that you moved out also.
But at your new place. :)

#42 - On 07/31/2010 at 9:08am by lovestrong

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it's funny because your invitation ended up in the fire place... somehow...

#43 - On 07/31/2010 at 9:35am by Mmcmurdo91

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A well-earned quincenietta in your honor.

#45 - On 07/31/2010 at 9:43am by aardvarkish

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well how old are u? lol

#46 - On 07/31/2010 at 10:15am by luv2laugh30

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they hate you

#52 - On 07/31/2010 at 10:43am by disturbed_girl29

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Did your family feel bad when you had the "I'm finally out from under their dictatorship" parry without them?

#54 - On 07/31/2010 at 11:00am by andreffff

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You are 40, I'd have thrown a party too!

#55 - On 07/31/2010 at 11:07am by CallMeHush

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This is great. Seeing you fine young folks struggling over that sort of parental thinking. Oh, to be sure, that doesn't mean we don't love you and still worry about how your doing on your own. We still do. Us parents just look for little things to celebrate. Know this, you will have a different view of things after releasing a (hopefully) healthy person after 18 or so years. There is much behind the scenes stuff that goes on kids are not aware of. :)

#56 - On 07/31/2010 at 11:18am by jujubeewhoopie

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How sweet of them

#60 - On 07/31/2010 at 12:40pm by MitchN

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What did you do to make them happy about you leaving ?

#62 - On 07/31/2010 at 1:04pm by xerikax3

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I've seen this FML before did you copy it or did it actually happen?

#64 - On 07/31/2010 at 1:10pm by PincheEdgarr

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perhaps you should have moved out before you turned 40, loser.

#65 - On 07/31/2010 at 2:18pm by grumpygeorge

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I would've set fire to the house and been like ahahha I am a phoenix rising from the ashes!

#67 - On 07/31/2010 at 4:26pm by shaniqualee

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Visit your parents, bring a bunch of suitcases, tell your family members that your parents are throwing a party, then crash and be like "I'M HOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!"

#68 - On 07/31/2010 at 5:47pm by xoxoLxoxo

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Maybe the parents are glad that they finally have the house to themselves, did you people ever think of that?

#69 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:12pm by zenti

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That sucks... unless you're 30.

#71 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:28pm by 83pgm

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most likely will happen to me once me and my bro move out luckly for me I'm the younger so I stay longer

#72 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:42pm by slotch1337

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I think most parents do that. it was probaly nothing personal. unless you were a bad kid

#73 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:57pm by tj79

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When my brother left the home, my mother cried and my father became irritable. When I left, they became overly invasive and telling me to e-mail them everyday and if I didn't, they would call me to check if I was okay. I think it is some kind of separation anxiety. I think it's better for parents to let their kids live. If they threw a big party, it means that they trust you enough to be on your own... or they just hold back their urge to control you and your life.

#74 - On 07/31/2010 at 7:10pm by penicillin

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I agree with #73

#81 - On 08/01/2010 at 2:43am by biggiesmalls15

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Are you sure they weren't celebrating at your success of getting your own place instead?

#84 - On 08/01/2010 at 8:18am by Lisa89

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Of course they did. Who wouldn't celebrate when their kid finally moves out?

#87 - On 08/02/2010 at 8:14am by imright24

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