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Today, I got a text from ma girlfriend saying se needd more pone credit, so I bougt er more an got anoter message saying "Great, now I ave enoug credit 4 tis..." as se spelld out a tree page message breaking up wit me!! Yes, I paid 4 er to break up wit me via text!! big fat FML


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On 04/22/2009 at 11:26am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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If she is going to be that way, I would consider that money well spent... Now, get up, dust yourself off, and go buy yourself a lapdance or something. :)

#3 - On 04/22/2009 at 2:02pm by Nate04

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what a bitch

#2 - On 04/22/2009 at 2:02pm by epic_phail

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