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Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML


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On 04/22/2009 at 11:26am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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If she is going to be that way, I would consider that money well spent... Now, get up, dust yourself off, and go buy yourself a lapdance or something. :)

#3 - On 04/22/2009 at 2:02pm by Nate04

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what a bitch

#2 - On 04/22/2009 at 2:02pm by epic_phail

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