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Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the bands. After they got off stage, I asked their bass player if she was single. He replied, "actually, she's married," holding up his left hand, he continued, "to me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16798) - you deserved it (30967)

On 04/22/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by fastfingers409 - United States (California)

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