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Man or woman?

Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the bands. After they got off stage, I asked their bass player if she was single. He replied, "actually, she's married," holding up his left hand, he continued, "to me." FML


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On 04/22/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by fastfingers409 - United States (California)

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Ouch, That one had to sting. I'd have told him "Oh... really? I wish i would have known that last night at the bar... It would have saved me some beer and a condom. "

#1 - On 04/22/2009 at 10:10am by Pyromie

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What does it matter? Isn't it better that you asked first instead of making a fool of yourself trying to hit on her? We really really need a "who the hell cares" category.

#8 - On 04/22/2009 at 10:16am by pleasetryagain

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