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Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34468) - you deserved it (3097)

On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)

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