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Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

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On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)

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#2 - On 07/20/2010 at 7:06pm by cherrypieguy

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um, #10? burrito...? anyway, if she says that again, say "mom, you know those geico commercials? well, the cavemen are WHITE." then walk away.

#26 - On 07/20/2010 at 7:18pm by crazycat123

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