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Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML
um, #10? burrito...? anyway, if she says that again, say "mom, you know those geico commercials? well, the cavemen are WHITE." then walk away.
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Friday 26 June 2015