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Today, due to the cold, windy weather, I decided to wear my brand-new cute (and expensive) jacket that has a faux-fur hood. As I walked down the street, numerous PETA members attacked me with red liquid. I'm a Vegan and an animal-rights activist. FML


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On 04/21/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Serves you right for wearing fake animals. Next time wear the real thing so you'll at least deserve getting pelted with fake animal blood. :-D

PETA members are dicks.

#4 - On 04/22/2009 at 3:48am by KeithHarris

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whats with the red liquids lately? well, PETA is a bit extreme, but they shouldn't be going around bombarding people with red liquids!

#2 - On 04/22/2009 at 3:42am by michellaneous

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