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Today, due to the cold, windy weather, I decided to wear my brand-new cute (and expensive) jacket that has a faux-fur hood. As I walked down the street, numerous PETA members attacked me with red liquid. I'm a Vegan and an animal-rights activist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50709) - you deserved it (16445)

On 04/21/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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