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Today, the girl whom I have loved for 4 years told me that she loved me too and would like to spend her life with me. This was before she told me that God did not want us to be together. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23599) - you deserved it (1388)

On 02/06/2009 at 4:24pm - misc - by thesparrow (man) - United States (Illinois)

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she sounds like a loser

#3 - On 02/06/2009 at 10:07pm by ..kk

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well i had a friend from k-9th grade who told me that god didnt want us to be friends anymore and well honestly if shes hearing jesus in her head i dont think i want to be friends with her either

#34 - On 03/08/2009 at 1:14pm by anna16

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