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Today, the girl whom I have loved for 4 years told me that she loved me too and would like to spend her life with me. This was before she told me that God did not want us to be together. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29431) - you deserved it (1955)

On 02/06/2009 at 4:24pm - misc - by thesparrow (man) - United States (Illinois)

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she sounds like a loser

#3 - On 02/06/2009 at 10:07pm by ..kk

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This is why I jump for joy when I hit it off with a girl and find out she's an Atheist:

I know she will approach relationship issues with rational thought instead of asking some invisible sky god for advice. I've dated catholics and paid the price for dating someone irrational enough to believe in the adult version of Santa.

#12 - On 02/07/2009 at 1:30pm by godissantaforadults

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