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Today, I was at a friend's house. She has one of those automatic air fresheners, and I was amazed when it went off. To get a better look at it, I got real close to it. I saw a button and pressed it. The air freshener went off again, spraying nothing but my eye. FML

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On 07/14/2010 at 2:14am - misc - by Eyefreshener (woman) - United States (California)

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wat did u think would happen, candy come out of it?

#4 - On 07/14/2010 at 10:03am by kbobcat

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Now what exactly did you think the button on an air freshener would do? It's called common sense, if you don't have any, you shouldn't be roaming around touching things in the first place.

#5 - On 07/14/2010 at 10:06am by sallen0046

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