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Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14164) - you deserved it (18822)

On 07/13/2010 at 11:02am - misc - by OhNo - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

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draw them on with sharpie

#7 - On 07/13/2010 at 1:07pm by Richisme

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Ohhh boy. I would say you should have done them yourself, but you probably didn't do them yourself because you had no idea what to do. The first time I did it, I Googled eyebrow-plucking tips-- and they turned out pretty well. Just let your eyebrows grow back and start from scratch.

#5 - On 07/13/2010 at 1:07pm by nerdsgetmehot

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