Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML
I agree, your life sucks (16137) - you totally deserved it (50574)
On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)
(0)I've had teachers that would have found that hilarious and I've had teachers that would have had you suspended asap... For your sake, I hope this guy had a sense of humor.
(-1)Perhaps it's my bitter demeanor, but I would have done the same, but intentionally.
I'm sure your classmates got a good laugh at least.
(0)#6 nobody uses demenor anymore...
LOL THAT IS A HILARIOUS FML!!!
#173 - On 03/30/2010 at 1:07am by ilovefatcats
(0)Haha, I hope that wasn't in front of the entire class. I sense an F in your near future...
#7 - On 04/21/2009 at 10:28am by adelaide_evening
(0)Iit may not be a fml for the op but it sure would be for the teacher. haha and it is hilarious!
#169 - On 02/04/2010 at 9:50pm by Shesonfire94
(0)haha my friend did that to one of our old teachers and she got suspended. I hope your teacher has a sense of humour.
#9 - On 04/21/2009 at 10:28am by hazz
(0)I'm wondering why this fell in the "love" category...hahaha
#12 - On 04/21/2009 at 10:35am by morgan_5230
(0)That is a prime example of why you think before you speak : )
But I do understand, things like that slip out occasionally.
#16 - On 04/21/2009 at 10:52am by TheZephyrSon
#11 actually sumo wrestlers are in decent shape surprisingly lol! Anyways wow dude that was harsh
#18 - On 04/21/2009 at 11:02am by someone1989
(0)agrees with #13. obviously you haven't learnt anything from this encounter - "morbidly obese"? you're morbidly rude.
FYL indeed. i pity you. YDI.
(0)he was stating the man was fat so some of the dumb people would understand why it was bad. it's an important part of the story it's not like he said fat a-- or something
(0)"Today, I was eating a sandwich during class. One of my students came up to me and informed me that I had gotten mustard on my chin, and when I went to wipe it off, they said 'No, your OTHER chin.' FML"
#20 - On 04/21/2009 at 11:05am by mia9
(0)I legitimately laughed at this one... it was rude, but sometimes you can't help but laugh at things like that.
#21 - On 04/21/2009 at 11:13am by bluejean0991
(0)#20 how is that even funny?
And I had to just laugh at this one. Hopefully he had a sense of humor about it though!
#23 - On 04/21/2009 at 11:17am by indecision
(0)Hopefully the teacher had a sense of humor and laughed.
#24 - On 04/21/2009 at 11:18am by becky_becks
(0)Zing! High five, bro!
Now get off this site, that's hardly a FML.
#27 - On 04/21/2009 at 11:26am by thelonelylurker
(0)WIN, I always wanted to say something similar to fatties. After a certain point on the obesity scale, you're just over-eating--hormones and glands can only take you so far, your fat gob does the rest.
(0)#19.... morbid obesity is a medical condition... not just an insult. Would you get that bent out of shape if someone was referring to a skinny person as anorexic? because that is essentially what you did.
She was trying to accurately depict the situation..... if she said that to a skinny or "normal"sized person, it wouldnt be as funny.... which is the purpous of this sight.
Stop sucking all the fun out of it
(0)So im the only one here that doesnt get the joke. I will fake laugh anyway just so I dont feel like an outcast.
(0)#32 the joke is that when a person is fat, they have multiple chins, so when his teacher tried to wipe it off of one chin, the guy said "no the other chin", which is basically calling him fat.
#33 - On 04/21/2009 at 11:53am by friedkabob1225
(0)I think that's more of a FHL. It's not your fault he's a fat fuck...
#36 - On 04/21/2009 at 12:27pm by Dip_Fartson
(0)As much as I would normally bitch at you OP and say YDI, this is hilarious since I had a math teacher last semester that I wanted to say similar things to the entire class. Still, now I feel lame for being able to compare myself with a retard that thinks this is an FML.
#2, why, cause you have so much in common?
(-1):( this wasnt nice at all. And no one should pick on another for their weight :( YDI
#41 - On 04/21/2009 at 1:28pm by Mommymargaret
(0)Who knows, maybe you saved his life because he finally does something about his weight.
#42 - On 04/21/2009 at 1:29pm by I_am_stupid_also
(0)I'm glad there are other people that would say things like that without thinking. I hate when I do that!
(0)Hahahahahahahahaha! It's mena to laugh, but it's so funny!
#45 - On 04/21/2009 at 1:47pm by alwaysalady
#1, oh wait, there is no #1.
Anyways... "... no, not that one... I mean the other other chin..."
#52 - On 04/21/2009 at 2:40pm by hawkmadinejad
(0)#13, yeah, it pretty much is a fail at life if you have more than one chin.
#55 - On 04/21/2009 at 2:48pm by betterthanthou
(-1)oh...really cause i'm pretty sure i heard a comedian say that in a show and i don't know how you "accidently" say that, do you regularly say in a conversation? your totally full of it and if you actually said that your inconsiderate and you totally deserve to feel like shit. The only person who should think there life is fucked is the person you said that to, bitch!
(+1)Haaa this is funny. Well done.
And anyone who says being fat is not a bad thing or a "fail" as you so put it, is obviously fat.
(-1)I dont get why being fat makes you fail at life, I was fat, then I dropped 50 pounds became a swimmer, did it make a difference? not really, its only fail for shallow fuckers who like to poke and jeer because their peers are different
(+1)HAHAHAHAHAHA
on the plus side maybe your morbidly obese teacher now realizes he should do something about it
(0)#19 - Morbidly obese is a term used to someone who is too fat to simply be called obese. Look it up.
That was hilarious, and if he had multiple chins, he shouldn't have been offended. I hate it when fat people can't accept that they're fat and that this may include them having numerous chins, humongous moobs, etc.
(0)Wow. To all the idiots who say obese people "fail" obviously fail themsleves. It is a medical condition, you know. Many people around the world eat too much because they can't fucking help it. Get a fucking life, read a book or two, jack off, go die. Kay?
(0)wait, you EAT TOO MUCH BECAUSE YOU CANT HELP IT????? how the fuck is that possible? you CAN help how much YOU EAT!! now if its just a glandular problem then i would eat less and , oh i don't know, go for a jog....
#176 - On 05/06/2010 at 6:54am by Link_Asriel
(0)#63 It's ALSO a tem used by medical doctors who are usually referring to people who have a large BMI or weigh too much according to ther height....
(0)I had an obese health teacher last year haha.
one day our student teacher said without thinking "nobody would listen to an obese health teacher." we were all laughing until it occurred to us the obese bitch (not a bitch for being obese, a bitch for being a bitch) might still be in the classroom. thankfully she was on a bathroom break. or an eating break. who knows? lol
#76 - On 04/21/2009 at 4:42pm by XxGivesMEhellxX
(0)"Morbidly obese" pretty much means "definitely going to die early because of their weight". An obese person can be almost entirely healthy. A morbidly obese person is on their deathbed because of how obese they are. There would be no way for you to know that he was morbidly obese, unless he was so obese that he was bedridden and somehow taught the class that way.
(0)I don't understand why so many people are getting defensive and offended by this. Sure, it's pretty rude to say fat equals fail, but I have do not sympathy for the teacher. He's obese, he should deal with things said to him regarding his weight and do something to lose it.
I thought this was hilariouss and probably something I would do.
(0)You do not have to be on a death bed to be diagnosed morbidly obese. It means that the weight you're carrying is affecting the rest of your body causing serious health issues. Because yes, even being just a little bit overweight can have significant effects on your arteries and heart, cause diabetes, etc. - therefore shortening your life or putting it at risks for more serious things (i.e. heart attacks) making it MORBID.
try not just googeling things and pretending to know what your talking about
(0)HAHAHA this made me burst out laughing. auto fav. youve just inspired me to do that to the next class i have with a fat teacher.
(0)All the fat people I know just don't have the self-control to stop eating junk foods. They also don't exercise. I also know plenty of people who have changed their diet and eaten healthier and in moderation and together with exercise have lost plenty of weight. (: So yes fat = fail
#86 - On 04/21/2009 at 5:39pm by piderman13
(0)omg. haha. i feel like a horrible person for thinking this is effing hilarious.
#90 - On 04/21/2009 at 5:57pm by megothelego
(0)This is one of my favs! If i was in the class I would fallen out of my seat laughing! WIN
#98 - On 04/21/2009 at 6:36pm by AAAcheetahgrl
(0)Ok yes, this is funny but I still feel bad for the teacher. I don't think the kid is a douche but seriously, it's not like he doesn't KNOW he's fat already. It probably weighs on his mind a lot (no pun intended). And btw, what does YDI mean???
#101 - On 04/21/2009 at 6:59pm by rachelroller
(0)I honestly can not believe that you guys are judging and degrading a man that you dont even know, simply because he is overweight. It's sick that people can be so narrow minded, people are not failures simply because they are fat....and if you honestly believe they are then you are a discriminatory ass...no better than those who are racists, sexists or homophobics
It is simply wrong to judge an individual based on one thing.... not everyone has to conform to your standard!!
(0)Lol omg I wouldn't have said, "your other chin." I would've been like, "no, right here", and pointed to where the mustard was. Hilarious though!!!
#109 - On 04/21/2009 at 7:52pm by ILoveJace01
(0)Today, Me beeing obiese, a student told me I had mustard on my face, so i went to the bathroom to wash it off and when i came back i was furious, i walked in and he said, i meant your other chin... FML.
#110 - On 04/21/2009 at 7:52pm by meeshupeeshu
(0)this is the first FML i've laughed out loud at in awhile(: haha
i hope your teacher is a cool guy! but it would be worth it to get suspended in my opinion.
#103 shut up, your sucking all the fun out of it.
(0)this was SOOOOOOO funny. Im sorry....but I soo wish I had seen this. What did he do? ahah.
#114 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:51pm by helloyoufail
(0)haha thats a win on your part lmao.... thats really funny!
#115 - On 04/21/2009 at 9:07pm by Not2farWAY2close
(0)well i sed to use that one as a diss to my friend that s fat lol but its more funny when yu say it to a teacher.
#117 - On 04/21/2009 at 9:22pm by owned2hell
(0)hahahahaha thats so funny...i think HE was the one who deserved it...
#118 - On 04/21/2009 at 9:39pm by look_its_me
(0)BEST FML EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha .. im DYING
#119 - On 04/21/2009 at 10:31pm by dol567
(0)I'm guessing a lot of the people sticking up for the teacher are fat. Well I'm fat too and i don't care, I know its my fault. Some people it isn't but most people it is their own fault. It doesnt make you fail at life though, but it is still funny when it bites them in the ass. It always sucks to be the butt of a joke but it happens you know, and if you're a teacher I'd say it happens more than average.
And hell if we can't laugh at people here then we're screwed.
#128 - On 04/22/2009 at 5:19am by macaronisheep
(0)a i have an overweight gym teacher who is is just lazy. and 103 yes prejudice is always fine by me if your joking. And in America were full of all those lol.
(0)I wasnt sayin the teacher failed at life JUST because hes fat, thats only part of it, and i have nothing in common with an overweight teacher. The majority of teachers i talk to are only teachers because they werent good at anything else, hence being a failure at life. Jeez everyone in the world is so sensitive about other peoples feelings. Some people actually like being fat.
#131 - On 04/22/2009 at 7:47am by countrygal926
I understand you-- sometimes things slip out of our mouths in the most awkward of times. :D
But yeah, your one-liner was awesome. :))
#133 - On 04/22/2009 at 9:28am by FangirlGuru
(0)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. That totally cheered me up reading that. HAHAHAH.
People like you make me come to the site. XD
(0)ZING! I LOL'd reading this. He probably thought it was funny, too.
#135 - On 04/22/2009 at 12:39pm by kurukururock
(-1)#139 watch your language, be respectful.
Yes this is the best FML I've read yet xD
#140 - On 04/22/2009 at 9:49pm by owned2hell
(0)AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAA... thats funny as all hell
(0)I'm so sick of people doing FML's from the other person's POV. Nobody gives a crap.
99% of the time, they aren't funny.
But yes, what a zinger, as #3 said.
#145 - On 04/26/2009 at 9:56am by CaptainJellyBean
(-1)That is mean, did you ever think about hey they may feel after being told that? It really hurts peoples feelings.
(-1)somehow i doubt that your teacher is morbidly obese, otherwise he/she would not be able to get out of the house.
(0)LMAO curious to see what your double-chined teacher said back to that one!
#155 - On 05/20/2009 at 9:42pm by xO_starstruck_xO
(0)lmao. niceeee. that just totally made my day. YDI. (:
#167 - On 01/04/2010 at 9:26pm by VickToreEeyah
(0)HAHAHA win!!!!!!!!!! that's efing halarious I lol'd soo loudly
#171 - On 02/21/2010 at 11:30pm by efyurlifeLol
(0)I bet that made everyones day... well, maybe not him...
#175 - On 04/12/2010 at 4:21am by Critter456
