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Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

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On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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I've had teachers that would have found that hilarious and I've had teachers that would have had you suspended asap... For your sake, I hope this guy had a sense of humor.

#5 - On 04/21/2009 at 10:17am by poolshark

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Haha nice zinger.

#3 - On 04/21/2009 at 10:08am by Jaywin

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