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Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27949) - you deserved it (70742)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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