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Today, I told my girlfriend I was quitting the town baseball team. She said "Great. Now we can get someone with actual talent on the team." I laughed because I thought she was joking. She then replied "What's so funny?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42073) - you deserved it (4921)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:17am - misc - by xxbobsan - United States (Connecticut)

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maybe you're actually horrible but don't realize it

#1 - On 04/21/2009 at 6:11am by backyardbetty

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why would you date such a huge bitch? I mean, you may very well suck at baseball but that doesn't mean she has to tell you...especially not in such a mean way...YkindaDI for dating a bitch.

#6 - On 04/21/2009 at 6:59am by MandM44

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