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Today, I told my girlfriend I was quitting the town baseball team. She said "Great. Now we can get someone with actual talent on the team." I laughed because I thought she was joking. She then replied "What's so funny?" FML

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On 04/21/2009 at 1:17am - misc - by xxbobsan - United States (Connecticut)

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maybe you're actually horrible but don't realize it

#1 - On 04/21/2009 at 6:11am by backyardbetty

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Even if it's true that you aren't very good, that's still a bitchy thing for her to say. If you're in a relationship you're supposed to be loving and supportive of them. You said you were quitting anyway, so what's the point in critiquing your skills now, especially if she never said anything before?

Being mean just for the sake of it... meh.

#12 - On 04/21/2009 at 7:48am by ammali

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