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Today, after being at summer camp for two weeks, my parents never showed up to take me home. A counselor had to drive me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34729) - you deserved it (2358)

On 07/11/2010 at 7:00pm - misc - by Nancy - United States

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Well, you could have talked with him on the way home if he was a cool counselor.

#2 - On 07/11/2010 at 7:40pm by brianjman14

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And how did you thank your councilor?

#5 - On 07/11/2010 at 7:41pm by mein_blut69

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