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Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42285) - you deserved it (17348)

On 04/20/2009 at 11:11pm - animals - by whymommywhy (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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