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Today, I thought it would be funny to put some streamers on my bike handles, even though I knew they would probably be stolen fairly quickly. I went into a restaurant to eat, and when I came out both my wheels were gone, but at least the streamers were still there. FML

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On 07/06/2010 at 5:16am - misc - by SOMAgirl (woman) - United States (California)

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dude its called a bike lock

#2 - On 07/06/2010 at 10:06am by killer1525

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i still think it's funny!

#1 - On 07/06/2010 at 10:05am by buddymask1

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