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Today, I was relaxing on the couch after a long day with my annoying aunt when I heard my sister come in from the garage. I loudly asked, "Do you think Aunt Stacy knows everybody doesn't like her?" It wasn't my sister. It was my aunt returning my purse I had left in her car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8401) - you deserved it (51344)

On 07/02/2010 at 7:53pm - misc - by katara (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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all you had to say was you were joking around and you knew she was coming inside.

gahh ydi for not being quick on your feet.

#8 - On 07/03/2010 at 3:22am by kuntageous

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Ouch. YDI!

#1 - On 07/03/2010 at 3:21am by Morpheus414

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