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Today, my aunt and I wanted to do something nice. So we made cookies for a local nursing home. After tasting them, nobody ate any. FML

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I'll eat them. I lov cookies

#2 - On 06/30/2010 at 6:20am by the_ace1337

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I volunteer at a nursing home and just as 54 said, you can only give food to someone who is a relative. I used to buy diet coke for my grandfather when I went there :) and it's not like they can't have sweets. The nursing home I go to has an ice cream parlor and anyone who wants some can have some if they go there!

#93 - On 07/03/2010 at 10:29pm by yummypolarbears

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