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Today, I had to tell my super-conservative parents that I had just gone to visit the boyfriend I'm not supposed to have so that I could tell him I am pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16394) - you deserved it (42044)

On 02/23/2009 at 1:28pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Poor thing. This really sucks. I'm also sorry for all the negative comments you've received. No one knows your situation or what happened. It is true that when you choose to have sex that you choose to take on the risks involved, but as there are so many variables, it is unfair for anyone to judge you for your present situation. Try to take care of yourself, maybe look into some non-religious counseling, even if just a teenage hotline. Also try to remember that no matter who tries to tell you what- it's still YOUR body and YOUR decision.

#11 - On 02/23/2009 at 5:20pm by Flora

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Guys, maybe if she weren't raised by super conservatives she would've known more about protection, hm? Goes to show where abstinence only education gets you.

#27 - On 02/23/2009 at 7:04pm by firstworldissues

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