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Today, I learned that in my family, 'Father's Day' is more like 'Father's drunken, piss on a plant in the kitchen during breakfast, order you to scrub in between his toes with your toothbrush Day.' FML
i wish i had a father but now i dont want one
use his toothbrush instead, he's probably to drunk to even notice, and then tell him when he is sober!
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