*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*

BZZZZ!!!! hahaha 

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they come with earplugs, quit bitching.

I would have made sure it was "damaged" before he got to it. Hopefully he grows tired of it quickly. FYL

I will take it if you dont want it!!!! free of charge!!!

F the neighbors life!

hahaha. looks like you just got a new alarm clock! :p

Lol if he starts getting annoying with it then poor pudding in it or run over it by " accident. "

those horns can cause people to go deaf

What in the world is that? I have never heard of such a thing.

#51 it's a plastic horn that is very popular in soccer matches...especially in South Africa =] very loud and people HAVE gone deaf from it...

on the brightside at least you have ears...

Yo, I'ma let you sleep but, bzzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzz bzzzx

yeah I've never heard of one of those things either...

earplugs r ur new bff <3

u ppl don't watch soccer -__-

CAST IT INTO THE PITS OF HELL WHERE IT BELONGS ie burn it in the yard or somewhere convenient.

ydi for being in a family that likes soccer. :P *waits for people to get pissed*

Just kill yourself OP

it's not popular in soccer matches... it's a South African tradition. the world cup is in south Africa, hence hearing them at the soccer matches.

Lol! Rub your shit all over the mouth piece and give it to him. Oh, and FYI indeed- no disrespect but that thing is annoying!

#1, love your pic

Holy shit this is the worst fml I've eve heard

wooow 70 you are completly retatarted those fucken plastic horns have been popular since the 70's they sell them at every soccer event

they're popular in Latin American countries too.

They sound like a hive of angry bees.

I love soccer, but I have never heard of that either!

I say yu break it.

a what??

look don't complain to this person about their attitudes dumbasses, if I recall this is a site called **** my life, if u don't want attitude then well your pretty much on the wrong site!

so thatsssss what they're called. annoying at first then you get used to it

LOL.

lol @ 55 :)

People who don't know what a vuvuzela is... Get out of your cave man

Someone tore their windpipe by blowing a vuvuzela too hard.

they aren't hard to play you just need the air to do it. and they sell them at hockey games too.

a vuvuzela is a blow horn that fans use to cheer on thier soccer team with

in case anyone was wondering... they have vuvuzela app!

cause soccers gay and for pussy's

Fyl! My boyfriend has an app for that. He keeps playing it in my ears to annoy me. When I'm watching soccer on tv the noise doesn't annoy me because Ive gotten used to it. But it's a different story when you're actually at a soccer game.

115 I completely agree.

lol!

Um, 79 retarded*. You should probably learn to spell basic words before you call other people stupid. You look pretty foolish.

There's an app for the vuvuzela, it's free

so? they're pro!

watch the world cup you'll find out what it is!!!

Why would your brother order it ??? Does he live with you?...

Hahahahahaaahahahaaah!!!!! FYL!!!!

******* bzzzz

I was waiting for THIS fml, lol

79 yes they have been at matches for ages, but they are only plastic horns! vuvuzelas are bigger, louder, and there are more of them. and they are also a huge part of football culture in south africa. I trust you've never actually heard on up close

44- Your tattoo is awesome! =D

soccer sux

where else would you like them to deliver it crackhead

haha #67. i agree.

no its actually really not an african tradition to give a ******** to cheap colored plastic

best fml yet

like your clothes ;) black bras are hot

115 - Your reasoning behind this? Exactly.

youre in france. no need for one. the french quit the world cup too pretty much, just like everything else the french have ever been a part of.

thank you

you suck... BALLS

hey #70 I go to major league soccer games all the time in the US cause I'm a ball boy and I hear those things every match

ur a duche soccers da best

Buy an Annoy-O-Tron, problem solved. Fight annoyingly loud noises with annoying noises that you can't trace. That or you can steal the horn while he's out and bury it in the yard somewhere or just take it somewhere far away and leave it.

Or you could just tamper with it. All these vuvuzelas seem to be made out of a material known as plastic. If you apply a magnifying glass correctly, you can heat it to a stage where it is easily moulded into different shapes. Simply "Weld" the end shut. A soldering iron will have the same effect.

so it's an air horn?

:'(

i'm glad someone knows what it is, I was sitting here thinking it was some sort of erotic toy : P

soccer is not gay at all. it's actually fairly difficult at high levels but fun as hell. obviously 115 is a clueless hater

Ignoring the spelling and grammar errors, I'm not really sure how the vuvu can possibly have been popular since the 70 when it was only officially invented in 94, and mass produced in 2001? http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/dec/22/vuvuzela-ownership-row p.s. Anyone that doesn't know what a vuvuzela is, I have one word for you - Google.

freaking best fml ever.

trust me there's worse

that's a sick tat ;)

YESSSSSSS! That''s AWESOME! I always wanted one of those!

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hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in t-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

@217 for some reason that cracked me up so much!!!

Earplugs aren't enough...

daym, the girl in the illus looks hot. and the illustration itself looks nice. months after the world cup, and i still feel some hatred for the vuvuzela

I would love to have one of those. Perfect for people who try to dis on them.... You guys wouldn't like me very much....

If you've heard a vuvuzela you'd understand why this is a FML. I live in SA where vuvzela's gets used ALOT. I HATE those damn things... so annoying.

True dat

very good

**** soccer. croquet ftw

its a big ass horn. I suggest having some fun by stuffing new and interesting things in it.

It's a stadium horn. Listen to any World Cup game and you'll hear one.

it's the very annoying sounding horns that are being sold in south Africa for the soccer/football world cup

They're not annoying and they sell them for every soccer game. Not only for world cups or competitions.

23 - they are annoying and should be banned they serve no purpose to the game or the teams playing

Yes they are annoying. They sound like a subway train going over its railing. But it's a tradition.

Have South Africans ever heard of chanting? Can't even hear the other team's fans chanting. Ruins the whole game.

I have only watched one game because they annoy me so much and that was the US vs. England game

6- I'm with you Colossus. What the heck is a vulva? HAha I know what that is!! What about the other thing?

ummm vulva is on a chick...

no one said vulva.....nice attempt at humor though!

are you guys dumbfucks? do you live under a rock? ******* google it for god's sake

woah 17 chill out. repeat after me 'goos fra ba'

17- I just don't care about soccer you effin' reject. So shut your mouth. Sperm burping crotch cricket!!

goos blah blah lol, and 17 not everyone is a futbal fan chill bro

and 26 you don't have to be a ******* soccer fan to know what a vuvu... is. chill out

Because Googling things from FML that you don't know about won't end up scarring you for life. I generally just wait until someone explains it to other people. Saved me from Googling 'goatse' in the past, thank god.

agreed

46: That's generally a wise decision. I've found UrbanDictionary.com to be quite helpful as well; you get a description, minus the mental scars. ;)

I can last indefinately. so long as I have my music going louder

I feel sorry for u but i prank my lil bro by putting soap on his toothbrush b/c he is disrespectful and it works he tastes it for a while. instead of using soap, anything will work ie: pepperspray, mace, a used condom, glue...Just put it on the mouthpiece and there ur problems are solved.